Top 10 Ugliest Celebrities

These Top 10 Ugliest Celebrities are hideous by nature or personal choice for body alteration or modification, they are rich and famous and yet… ugly as hell!

1. Michael Jackson

Did you really expect anyone else? Michael Jackson used to be a successful black singer, but took it upon himself to destroy his face and reputation.

He now looks like an albino alien whose nose appears to change on a daily basis. Just goes to show you what can happen if you are too critical of your looks… you can end up an albino alien like Mike.

2. Marilyn Manson

Seriously … what the hell happened to this kid? From the ghostly white makeup you can see on his black collar to the funky blue eye and blood red lips … Marilyn Manson is a freak and there’s nothing more to say, he’s ugly by choice.

And not only is he ugly, but he scares the crap out of us.

3. Marty Feldman

And yet another terrible case. Marty Feldman (1934 – 1982) was an English writer, comedian and BAFTA award winning actor, notable for his bulging eyes, which were the result of a thyroid condition known as Graves Disease.

He wrote situation comedies such as The Army Game, Bootsie and Snudge for the BBC and later had a series of his own on the BBC called Marty. He also appeared in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother and Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie, as well as directing and starring in The Last Remake of Beau Geste. He guest-starred in the “Arabian Nights” episode of The Muppet Show.

4. Shane MacGowan

This Irish musician is best known as the original singer and songwriter with The Pogues, and is considered one of the most important and poetic Irishsongwriters of the last thirty years.

A great find for our list… he’s terribly horrible.

5. Lyle Lovett

Lyle Lovett has to have some good blackmail on someone. Otherwise, how in the hell did he ever get into acting? And the fact that Julia Roberts married this beast makes us think she’s not only nuts, but ugly too.

Tell us one thing that you find attractive about this man … go on. Then we’ll laugh at you.

6. Kelis

Holy hell … Kelis is not bringin’ any boys to the yard looking like that. There have been rumors that she is really a man, and quite frankly we are thinking something’s not right with this chick.

Every time we see her she has her mouth open and looks like she’s ready to eat us. She’s scary. Next time we see her, we are looking for the Adam’s apple.

7. Iggy Pop

Rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor, he is sometimes referred to by the nicknames “the Godfather of Punk”. Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, a late 1960s/early 1970s garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock genres.

The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (in fact, he was among the first to “stage dive”), smear raw meat (and on one occasion peanut butter) over his chest and/or cut himself with broken bottles. So this is how you get ugly by being nut.

8. Steven Tyler

Dude looks like a zombie. He’s a great singer, a cool guy, the daddy of one of the hottest girls on hollywood, plus all the money and women one could ever dream of… and yet… ugly as hell.

9. Courtney Love

Drugs don’t make people pretty… and this woman is about as ugly and classless as it can get.

10. Donatella Versace

Oh, how the years go by. Yes, she’s talented, famous and rich, but… she’s now ugly as hell!

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